Why a Thief Stole Paintings from the Louvre…

I didn’t write this…it was sent to me as an email forward, but I thought it was clever.

A thief in Paris planned to steal

some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past

security, stole the paintings and made

it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and make such an obvious error, he replied, ‘Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.

I had no Monet

to buy Degas

to make the Van Gogh’

See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.

I sent it to you because I figured I had

nothing Toulouse

Madame Monet

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